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You Better Not CryYou've eaten too much chocolate at Christmas but have you ever eaten the face off a six foot tall wax Santa? You've seen gingerbread houses but have you ever made your own gingerbread tenement? You've woken up with a hangover but have you ever woken up next to Kris Kringle himself? Augusten Burroughs has, and in this caustically funny, nostalgic, poignant and moving book, You Better Not Cry, he recounts Christmases past and presentas only he can. With
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4.2 ★★★★★
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★★★★★ 1
Fuzzballs get wearing once
Color: Black, Size: X-Large
Very smart to wear, but the quality is terrible so after one wash the collar start fraying and fuzzballs start forming.
Very disappointing.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 2, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Nice shirt.
Color: Black, Size: XX-Large
Good neck height, not too high, firm neck grip without the choke feel. Clean look when wearing under an open shirt or looks good alone, Soft feel against the skin, and it washes well, no pulling or color fade. semi-form-fitting on the body, but not tight for the size. priced well.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 25, 2026
★★★★★ 5
T-Shirts
T-Shirts are very nice. They run small. Order 1 size up
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Reviewed in the United States on December 31, 2025
★★★★★ 3
Mock turtle neck sagged and did not fit well.
Shirt is well made. Collar not so much. Sagged and did not fit well. Donated to Goodwill.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 29, 2026
★★★★★ 5
A Difficult to Find T-Shirt
These T-Shirts are nice. A super difficult to find. The manufacturer calls it a mock-turtle neck (MTN). But the collar height is actually a bit shorter than the traditional MTN, which is great. It's closer to a regular T-Shirt that comes all the way to the neckline. And very somt a comfortable. This is the perfect style of T-Shirt to wear under a sportscoat, if desired. Or under a shirt where you want the T-Shirt to show for contrast. Just the right look.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 17, 2026
