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Coffee Because Murder Is Illegal Tote BagThis Coffee Because Murder Is Illegal Tote Bag blends humor, attitude, and everyday functionality. Featuring a bold, witty slogan thats playful and relatable for coffee lovers, it's made from durable, lightweight material with a roomy main compartment to hold your daily essentials, laptop, books, or shopping items. Sturdy shoulder straps ensure comfortable all day carry, while the funny statement print adds personality to casual outfits, work, school,


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★★★★★ 5
My mini dachshund Lucy loves her new chipmunk
It is a durable squeaky toy, fun to play with. My dog loves it!
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Reviewed in the United States on December 21, 2022
★★★★★ 4
Not for a strong destroyer
Golden retriever destroyed this quickly but I’m starting to think he can destroy all things.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 20, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Tough
durable, heavy duty, takes a lot of abuse!!
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Reviewed in the United States on July 15, 2025
★★★★★ 2
Lasted one day
1yr old Sheltie destroyed it one day.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 24, 2022
★★★★★ 1
Not for "chewers" or puppies.
The toy is not "ruff and tuff", at all. Puppy had it torn to bits in just a few minutes. Nothing like handing your dog the toy while you finish unloading groceries only to come back and it looks like it snowed stuffing in your living room. It's made of a very thin material and is quite flimsy. Won't be buying this brand again. Might be good for an older dog who just wants to carry it around or play fetch. Although it's so light and flimsy, throwing it any farther than a few yards probably wouldn't work...
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Reviewed in the United States on February 3, 2019
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